Daniel Chick Gerner

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Thursday, 30th November 2006


Word on the street is that inspirational B-Grade skipper Dave Gerner will be back on board on Saturday 9 December 2006.


Well guys - the good news is that after 5 weeks of teasing, irritation and electrocution the Nasty Pin has been removed.

However, due to some unforeseen complications during the removal process, Dr. Nick Riviera (hello everybody) had to remove the pinkie entirely, leaving me incredibly disfigured and deformed.

So I'll be right for the next game of cricket, and can play off the half back flank for the West Coast Eagles come footy season.

Cheers and Beers,
Dangerous "Nine Fingers" Gerner

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