PROFILE: 'Dangerous' Dave Gerner

Saturday, 12th March 2005
This years winner of the ATCA C2 batting trophy!
Statistics
Season 2004/05
425 runs @ 30.36 (Highest Score: 91)
2 wicket @ 42.00 (Best Bowling: 1 for 21)
Career, 1996/97 to 2003/04
99 runs @ 12.38 (Highest Score: 29*)
5 wickets @ 43.60 (Best Bowling: 2 for 47)
Player Profile
Name: Dave Gerner
Marital Status: Single with a complication
Occupation: Environmental Management/GIS Consultant
Highest Score: 99 as a junior, 91 with the Reds
Best Bowling: 6 for 14 from 8 overs
Greatest Cricket Achievement: Running a 5 with Baz (he ran 4 and I ran 1)
Ambition for this season:Score more than 30 and bowl a whole over on the pitch
Most memorable moment at PAOCCC: Watching Baz pocket a married woman at the Queens Head
Most memorable game for PAOCCC: Vs Woodville Rechabites - 1 run win thanks to Patty Ryan
Funniest memory from the PAOCCC: Watching A4 and Ollie running together, then arguing all day!
Most admired player at PAOCCC (past / present): The Colonel - spots the girls walking past from sniper range
Favourite social event: Every Saturday night at the Queens Boob
Most embarrassing cricket moment: Leaving a ball outside off and leg - half way up middle peg
Favourite aspect of cricket: Listening to Justice's 'chatter' (i.e. sledging)
Which song would you like to walk out to bat to: Welcome to the Jungle - Guns and Roses
Do you have any cricket superstitions: Always turn left to walk back to my bowling mark - I'm not an 'ampi-turner'
Favourite
Actor: Harrison Ford
Actress: Catherine Bell
Movie: Fight Club
TV Show: The Sopranos
Band / Group: Stone Temple Pilots
Food: Steak with chips (roll on March 20th)
Beverage: Cool ale
Favourite Australian cricket player (past or present): Steve Waugh
Favourite International cricket player (past or present): Curtly Ambrose
Sportsperson: Maria Sharapova as of Wimbeldon this year
AFL team: Crows
Other
What would be your ideal job? Caddy for Anna Rawson
If you were not playing cricket, what would you be playing: Mountain-biking
If you could have three people to dinner, who would they be and why? Anna Rawson - to ask her if I could be her caddy next Tour, Jim Carey - he would have you in stitches the whole time, Bill Clinton - at some point we'd need some intelligent conversation - and he's da Man